The only reason girls talk to me is to identify species of mammals and reptiles.
Anonymous said: I like how you're the perfect combination of smart and sexy ;)
Yeah, I’m kind of perfect in every single way every of the time.
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
Anonymous said: I had to read the end of that last ask several times to check if someone besides Patrick had written it, usually he doesn't come off like he gives a shit about women or their minority position in society.
What makes you an asshole is that I give a shit at all times, but see the subjugation of women as so obvious that it essentially preambles any discussion on a topic that involves women. Also the reason I wouldn’t put ‘feminist’ in a bio for myself. I’m not a caveman, so, obviously I think as a feminist.
Putting too fine a point on things, particularly things that are obvious to all rational adults, makes for child-talk and not real discussion. We get it.
I want a heart tattoo
I want to tell her really bad
that’s how I’ll know
I’ll know its real
a real tattoo
Since 6 Selfies has become a thing.
If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.
1/16th Native American
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life