Shane/ 21/ So Cal/ Bio Major/ Cynical/ odd things. ask me / douchebag / My Cr3w / The only girl who will probably ever love me / My vinyl collection
nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers, via uninvitingandpliable)

What do you plan to do as a Biology Major?-anon

Take enough chemistry so I know how to cook meth, drop out and start my own drug ring to help the animals man

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Is it appropriate to tell your english professor that she’s full of shit with her grading of my essay because she doesn’t know how to properly use a semicolon 

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How many years before you graduate?-anon

A year and a half(I’ve been saying that for a year).

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First legitimate good day in a while. 

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(Source: , via istillfeelthelacklongafter)

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(via frickyeah1990s)

Is it polite to tell people to shut the fuck up while in a library?

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My tombstone is going to say “killed via pet on stair case”

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(Source: wanderingsee, via bearorgans)

dyingisstrangeandhard:

pizzaforpresident:

nosdrinker:

what is happening

a good time

veggie tales

dyingisstrangeandhard:

pizzaforpresident:

nosdrinker:

what is happening

a good time

veggie tales

(Source: ampfantasy)

crippledbypizza:

LOOK HOW EMO I WAS IN 2008 OMFG

crippledbypizza:

LOOK HOW EMO I WAS IN 2008 OMFG

crippledbypizza:

ferretdog:

wait is it chinese or japanese 

laotian

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a small collection of the funniest Gucci Mane mixtape covers. all instant classics

guccimanesbartchain:

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the person/people who make these are all living legends in my eyes

(Source: ineedabeeror12, via crippledbypizza)

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guiltyfeetdohaverhythm:

jashnetwork:

Look out for these guys @timheidecker @ericwareheim @skrillex #comedyweek

Nooo

I understand this joke

guiltyfeetdohaverhythm:

jashnetwork:

Look out for these guys @timheidecker @ericwareheim @skrillex #comedyweek

Nooo

I understand this joke